googling “why is my metabolism so slow
Plus, if they actually want to fuck me they better get used to my leather Alexander Wang sweatpants newayz
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Alexander Wang sweatpants dating is hard
I wish I had more twitter followers so everyone could hear me complain
I just want to do my laundry, catch up on Basketball Wives and look at my tumbr. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK
I’m not into like, feelings.
this vagina is unstoppable
Well, I got sucked into puppy videos. Again.
Omg I spent half of the trip praying to god to pleeese let me be settled and happy and not have to fly when I am seventy with a hump on my back and a bad wig.
Sometimes you just gotta shrug off a pimple like its a beauty mark
